Last Will & Testament
Bury me smilin with G’s in my pocket
Have a party at my funeral, let every rapper rock it
And let the hoes
That I used to know
From way before
Kiss me from my head to my toe.Give me a paper and pen
So I can write about my life of sin
A couple of bottles of Gin
In case I don’t get in.
~Tupac
Song to play at my funeral: “Only God Knows Why” - Kid Rock
Bury me with: My class ring, Memorable photos, and My football jersey
To … I Leave…
- G-Daddy:
My porn. So you won’t ever have to worry about keeping a girl. - Lil’ Jon Jon:
My golf clubs. You might need a decent set to try and get as good as me with. - Danny T:
My financial brains. I don’t know where you’re gonna get the other 90% to be financially stable though. - Timmy:
You can take Amy I guess. And I would give you some of my cleanliness skills, if I knew you wouldn’t let em’ go to waste. - Amy:
Whatever you want. Hell, you prolly inherit it all anyway. - Vince:
I’ll leave you some socks. So you can wear em’ when you put on shoes. That way your feet won’t have that peculiar stench. - Kris:
My party pics. So you’ll know how to throw one. - Ralph, Lil’ Steve, Deuce Dawg, Big Mo’:
These final words: “Talkin’ bout my girl. MY GIRL!” - Rodney:
My body here on earth with yours. RIP bro’
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