As any good blogger knows, spam is evil. They also know that if you break into Technorati’s top 1,000,000 list, then Akismet’s Spam Blocker is a necessity.
Today, however, I’m going to honor my favorite spammers by giving them a front page post. They spend a lot of time around here constantly trying to break through Akismet’s powerful barrier. They deserve a little link love for their efforts. I’ve included their e-mail, URL, and IP addresses (although I’m not sure if they’re actually real). Feel free to spam these people.
Click links at your own risk!
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The Anti-Spammer
The Anti-Spammer is always willing to help me get rid of spam by emailing my domain name to an email address that he leaves. Yeah, like I’m going to send out my domain name to several more spammers. Let me open Outlook Express right now [insert sarcastic smiley]. The Anti-Spammer goes under several aliases, such as Alexlol, Alexpms, Alexfu, and many more.
Alexevi | alexvn@gmail.com | google.com | IP: 80.58.205.36
If you want do delete your site from our spam bases – just email us with domain of your site:
alexvn
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The Dummy
The Dummy is one of my regulars. Apparently, he can’t understand any of my articles though, but he’s always willing to do more research. Although he’s a spammer, I applaud his efforts to try and break through Akismet’s iron wall. I often look forward to seeing which articles he tried to understand each day and often feel the need to explain in more detail what I blogged about.
Daniel | k.daniel@msn.com | blog.tipsdrill.com | IP: 75.126.132.23
I couldn’t understand some parts of this article Blogging Simply: Wordpress Theme, but I guess I just need to check some more resources regarding this, because it sounds interesting.
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The Researcher
The Researcher is another regular that’s always ready for some research, but he’s always got to wait until some random day next week when he’s off. The thing I like most about the Researcher is he always thinks I have “an interesting read.” At least someone enjoys my blog posts. The Researcher goes under many aliases also—Peter, Johnny, Debbie, and more.
Designer Dude | harry389k@yahoo.com | designsfromnature.com | IP: 72.52.145.58
Hi! I came across your blog posting after searching for top website design and your post on Facebooked: Wordpress Theme makes an interesting read. Thanks for sharing. I will research more next Wednesday when I have the day off.
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The Quickie
At first, I thought Quickie was a great spammer. He always commended me on my great posts. Sadly though, he wasn’t offering much to the overall conversation. He just pops in and out a few times a day to give me the same thing he always gives me, leaving me far less than satisfied. I have to say that I’m a little disappointed in your efforts Quickie. If only you would try just a little harder, put a little more effort in.
www.DO-IT-YOURSELF-TIPS.com | info@vastvision.com | do-it-yourself-tips.com | IP: 69.89.31.128
Great post about The Unnamed Girl File!
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The Drug Lord
I won’t bother fixing Drug Lord’s links since he is too lazy to switch his spam posts between blogs and forums. I had to cut off a bit of his comment because I’m fairly certain he listed 100 links or so. I’m just trying to figure out why so many people would need this much tramadol. It’s beyond me. Drug Lord, could you please explain? (The Drug Lord also sells phentermine, xanax, and vicodin.)
zaraswok | zaraswok@bonbon.net | IP: 81.95.151.133
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The Loan Officer
If the Loan Officer gave away as much money as he’s giving away on my blog, his company would be bankrupt within the first week. Apparently, they have this stuff stockpiled somewhere. It wouldn’t hurt for them to throw a little money into our educational and health care systems, since we have none.
Cash Advance | admin@superiorcashadvance.com | horizoncashadvance.com | IP: 66.7.206.79
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The Gambler
I feel inclined to help the Gambler by putting his comment on the front page because I think he probably loses more money than he gains. He always says he’s had a “lucky day,” but I think he’s a little embarrased about his financial needs. I can get a pretty good read on people though. I do believe that if he did in fact have a “lucky day” that he wouldn’t feel the need to spam my site. So, please, click on his link.
Blackjack Guru | infor32t@yahoo.com | royaleblackjack.com | IP: 72.52.145.58
Hello from Vegas! Just had a very lucky day. I came across your blog posting after searching for blackjack and your post on Cell Phone Tracking makes an interesting read. Thanks for sharing. I will research more next Wednesday when I have the day off. Off to the tables now.
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The Red-Carpet Maniac
This week it’s Vanessa Hudgens. It was Britney Spears and Paris Hilton in previous weeks. I can’t wait to see who the Red-Carpet Maniac is rolling out next week. Maybe Arielle Kebbel or Morena Baccarin. I don’t get enough spam about them. Send me a couple of links, and maybe I’ll check those out.
SmeaxiaNamb | dgens-vanessa@mail.ru | hudgens-vanessa-nude.blogspot.com | IP: 64.34.164.205
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The Pornstar
The spammer of every 14-year-old bloggers wet dream and every parents nightmare—The Pornstar. His links could do some serious damage to your Internet Explorer. You may never get rid of the pop-ups. Before you decide to reboot your computer, you may have 11 new programs installed. He offers everything from trannies to foot fetish to cartoon love.
Gissensesig | ideowleneidib@mail.saratov.com | IP: 212.72.30.140
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and more…
There you have it. My favorite spammers. Do you have any spammers of your own that visit your site regularly? Please don’t include links. I have enough of those.
This is an AWESOME post!
Very funny, but very true sadly…
Just in the last 2 days I’ve received 98 of the “If you want do delete your site from our spam basesâ€
It’s some ass clown in Milaysia. One of the Guestbook’s the idtio was spamming (With my e-mail address as the Sender) sent me back a confirmation with the IP address of the REMOTE_CLIENT: 219.93.178.162
Hi, I am as you call me “The Red-Carpet Maniac”, sorry if I spam your site, but this is business.
Please write this blog in your resources. I will try to filter in my base. Thank you and sorry again.
Business? Ha ha ha!!!
Ever heard of a real job? I hear McDonald’s is hiring. The turnover rate in the restaurant business is pretty high, so they’re always hiring new people. Maybe you’re just not used to good ol’ honest hard work. If you’re in need of a job, I know plenty of people who have openings. It’s not that hard to get “real” work.
Sorry if you have not noticed, I live in another country if work evil when compared to pay McDonald’s. In my country I have not even been able to survive on the money two weeks. Working the internet, I get the pleasure of its Intelligent and enough money. But I do not my dishes and burgers heat.;)
Sorry for my english.
With love from Russia and black seo.
Best regards, the red-carpet Maniac
P.s. put install Captcha in your blog….
Really funny!
I hope you have attached rel-nofollow to the links
I don’t want those idiots to get free link juice from you.
I’m glad somebody finally put together a comprehensive list. Now I know what to look out for. My blog only seems to attract the Drug Lord and the Pornstar, though…what’s up with that?
Well done.
Mohsin,
This blog does not utilize the nofollow link. I have an addon for firefox that highlights links with the nofollow attribute. There is not one link on this page with the nofollow attribute, therefore the spam is going to be higher.
It’s kind of an unfair trade-off. I personally prefer blogs without the nofollow links initiated, but there should be some kind of spam filter implemented. Maybe the Captcha for starters.
This is a great post however. I really like the “wall of shame” feel you have here.
The Firefox extension is called SEOQuake if you’re looking for it.
Notice you added the rel=nofollow by the way. Well done.
LOL – nice post.
What you’ve left out (unless you’re actually not getting any of those) is the penis enlargement crowd, which would technically fall in your “Drug Lord” category, though with a slight twist, heh.
What actually surprises me is that we haven’t seen any Nigerian 409 scams trying to comment spam yet. Seems they’re still way too fixated on e-mail and fax spam. Just like in the good old days.
Thanks everyone for mentioning the the rel=nofollow. It never crossed my mind when I was posting. I have updated though.
Beanstalk, I’ll have to try out SEOQuake. It looks interesting and helpful. I’m still discovering all these useful add-ons for Firefox.
Fantomaster, the penis enlargement crowd can fall under the Drug Lord category, but I think they’re in a class of their own.
“the penis enlargement crowd can fall under the Drug Lord category, but I think they’re in a class of their own.”
Yeah, how about a “Slick Dick” category? LOL
Muwahahaha…
fantastic, funny post! I clicked on the #8 link and… my-oh-my… that’s some annoying Javascript!
Great post. I found this post while searching for a validation of a suspected spammer. Akis tagged it as spam but it is the first one that I wasn’t 100% sure about. Well, Mr “Quickie” is indeed my friend too. Thanks and Akismet knows his stuff.
hi-larious
Yay for spammy spiders/scripts.
What’s funny is that many people make money from that. Quite lots of money.
I love it. Thats funny to take your time to mess with the offender. thumbs up.
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This is good. My blog seems to be stuck with a type of spammer similar to the drug lord. It’s links to various drug sites, but they try to put relatively normal words around it so it appears to be normal text. Akismet grabs it every time, anyway.