Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.

Look out there. Millions and millions of stars. Millions upon millions of worlds. And right now, half of them are fanatically dedicated to destroying the other half. Now, do you think, if one of those twinkling little lights suddenly went out, anybody would notice? Suppose I offered you 10 million bars of gold-pressed latinum to help turn out one of those lights, would you really tell me to keep my money?

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

You don’t have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them.